Up to that time, my Floren-Tindering were fun and benign We began swiping again without significant incident until an US friend fairly fresh to the Tinder share asked my Norwegian housemate and me to join the woman and a Florentine match on a six-member team getaway in which the pairing habits are left deliberately uncertain ‘ He was handsome, committed and internationally minded, but easily destroyed their appeal as I inadvertently learned via Facebook he performed in an (unironic) quest cover band.