I wake-up with my security at 4:45AM, bleary eyed and feeling like complete crap as I envisioned After arriving aˆ“ using my salad prepared, beside his plate of tacos aˆ“ the guy invested the next half an hour advising myself about their product ex-girlfriend and exactly how enthusiastic their particular aˆ?breakup intercourse’ was basically My eyes were big and I can barely start them when I shamble towards bathroom to grab a shower. I flip throughout the light and watch (or rather, barely read) a fucking horror tv show. My personal best eyelid got distended over to the stage where it was nearly in accordance with my eyebrow, and ended up being completely inflamed close. My personal remaining was not far better. Worse, it felt like sand had been stream both in ones. I got to contact...